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טוב ממש משעמם לי אז אני רוצה לשתף אתכם,חברי הלא מפותחים מינית 🤡 במשהו שנתקלתי
באינטרנט בעקבות תוכנית על סקס בערוץ דוקו שראיתי בלילה מתוך חוסר שינה :D
בכל מקרה חדל פטפטת הנה זה :D
http://unix.rulez.org/~calver/funny/sex.html
האתר באנגלית של 3 יחידות ככה שלא תהיה לכם בעיה להבין את זה 😛
אני אישית התגלגלתי כשראיתי את מה שכתוב שם,מקווה שתאהבו:bananen_smilies066:
הנה כמה דברים שאהבתי :
Angry Dragon
Immediately after you blow your load in a girl's mouth, smack the back of her head and make it come out her nose. When she gets up she'll look like an angry dragon.
Dog In A Bathtub
This is a proper name for when you attempt to insert your nuts into a girl's ass. It is so named because it can be just as hard as keeping a dog in the tub while giving it a bath.
Flaming Amazon
This one's for all you pyromaniacs out there. When your screwing some chick, right when your about to cum, you pull out and quickly grab the nearest lighter and set her pubes on fire, then...extinguish the flames with your jizz!
Greek
The act of using your "glue stick" (if you know what I'm saying) and gluing your gal's eyes closed with your man seed. E.g. "Hey guys, check it out, I just greeked her!" or "Sorry honey, but you asked for the Greek salad
Hole In One
The act of sticking your dick in your own ass. Just try not to get a huge boner once it's in, or you'll get a nice snapparoo.
Moses
A man who enjoys going down on a woman during her period. Derived from the Biblical figure Moses, who parted the Red Sea.
The Pirate's Treasure
While fucking your girl in the ass, you strike a hefty load of shit. After you've found this buried treasure deep in her booty, you scream, "Argh!", like a pirate.
The Seatbelt
While one fag straddles his partners cock, he receives a blowjob from the fruitcake on the bottom.
Tossing Salad
A common prison act where one person basically chows asshole with the help of whatever condiments are available. (I.e. jelly, syrup, olive oil, etc.)
The Woody Woodpecker
When a girl is sucking on your balls, tap your cock on her forehead.
באינטרנט בעקבות תוכנית על סקס בערוץ דוקו שראיתי בלילה מתוך חוסר שינה :D
בכל מקרה חדל פטפטת הנה זה :D
http://unix.rulez.org/~calver/funny/sex.html
האתר באנגלית של 3 יחידות ככה שלא תהיה לכם בעיה להבין את זה 😛
אני אישית התגלגלתי כשראיתי את מה שכתוב שם,מקווה שתאהבו:bananen_smilies066:
הנה כמה דברים שאהבתי :
Angry Dragon
Immediately after you blow your load in a girl's mouth, smack the back of her head and make it come out her nose. When she gets up she'll look like an angry dragon.
Dog In A Bathtub
This is a proper name for when you attempt to insert your nuts into a girl's ass. It is so named because it can be just as hard as keeping a dog in the tub while giving it a bath.
Flaming Amazon
This one's for all you pyromaniacs out there. When your screwing some chick, right when your about to cum, you pull out and quickly grab the nearest lighter and set her pubes on fire, then...extinguish the flames with your jizz!
Greek
The act of using your "glue stick" (if you know what I'm saying) and gluing your gal's eyes closed with your man seed. E.g. "Hey guys, check it out, I just greeked her!" or "Sorry honey, but you asked for the Greek salad
Hole In One
The act of sticking your dick in your own ass. Just try not to get a huge boner once it's in, or you'll get a nice snapparoo.
Moses
A man who enjoys going down on a woman during her period. Derived from the Biblical figure Moses, who parted the Red Sea.
The Pirate's Treasure
While fucking your girl in the ass, you strike a hefty load of shit. After you've found this buried treasure deep in her booty, you scream, "Argh!", like a pirate.
The Seatbelt
While one fag straddles his partners cock, he receives a blowjob from the fruitcake on the bottom.
Tossing Salad
A common prison act where one person basically chows asshole with the help of whatever condiments are available. (I.e. jelly, syrup, olive oil, etc.)
The Woody Woodpecker
When a girl is sucking on your balls, tap your cock on her forehead.
